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'Tis the Spooky Season, Vol. 2

by Alex Dominish & Carlos Morales

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I grew up with Bozo making me laugh He made me decide I’d wanna do that Followed his footsteps no matter how large Drove off to school in a miniature car Spent everyday with latex balloons Studied my craft night, morning, and noon Thrived off of smiles, giggles and cheers Now Stephen King’s filled the people with fear They claimed that he was a good writer So why did It become a spider Because of It I’m constantly struggling to defend what I have done Because of It The children who used to laugh at me now scream and run Because of It I’m doomed to a life full of sorrow now that my job isn’t fun Because of It Every weekend I’d be booked up At birthdays, bar mitzvahs, even the World Cup At Superbowl parties I’d raise the morale Although their home team can’t score a touchdown I’d surprise them with water out of a flower Or an endless rainbow from out of my mouth Recently my occupation’s no more Pennywise has made clowns a thing to abhor Because of It They’re clearancing red balloons, red noses, bike horns, and giant shoes Because of It They’re canceling parties and fairs all with the same excuse Because of It Instead of them singing my praises, I’m stuck singing the blues Because of It Why, oh why Must I alter my life ‘Cause a couple bad apples Went and filled them with fright Why, oh why Must I start over now All because of an author And his fictional clown Please dear God Let the fad of fear fade Just like Jaws and the beaches Or snakes on a plane Help me Lord Figure out what to do All I’ve got is a closet Full of clown clothes and shoes Because of It Princesses have overtaken the private party scene Because of It Bozo’s gone missing, nobody knows where he could be Because of It Each time I put on a smile the kids all flee and scream Because of It Every gimmick I do is globally labeled obscene Because of It Barnum and Bailey have added a warning to every show Because of It The Ringling Brothers have retired their face paint and rubber nose Because of It Cities are filling their sewers with concrete to keep him out Because of It Now the road’s flooded all due to their fear of clowns Because of It I’m endlessly trying to find out where I belong Because of It I’m stuck on this album singing a stupid doo-wop song Because of It Death and public speaking are no longer the world’s biggest fears Because of It Spiders and clowns are much scarier when they appear Because of It If Stephen King’s such a good writer Then why did It become a spider
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As the sun sinks low the spirits rise Make the cemetery a paradise There's no RIP, tell your dear Aunt Mary Append party girl to her obituary All ye who enter here Abandon hope and prepare yourself to Get down Get down Six feet underground We're going to move to the groove With a spooky ghostly sound Go 'head and rave to the grave And boogie all around We're getting down and funky Six feet underground Sever all ties with your mortal self Take your boogie shoes down off the shelf No, the fun don't stop with the rigor mortis You'll be joining in with our ghoulish chorus Boo Boo Boo Boo Then the ghouls sing So cool Take it Get down Get down Six feet underground We're going to move to the groove With a spooky ghostly sound Go 'head and rave to the grave And boogie all around We're getting down and funky Six feet underground Now that's funky The end is nigh Kiss this life goodbye Oh, we don't have long But we're gonna party 'til the break of dawn Get down Get down Six feet underground We're going to move to the groove With a spooky ghostly sound Go 'head and rave to the grave And boogie all around We're getting down and funky Six feet underground Get down Get down Six feet underground We're going to move to the groove With a spooky ghostly sound Go 'head and rave to the grave And boogie all around We're getting down and funky Six feet underground Get down Get down Six feet underground Get down Get down Six feet underground Get down underground Six feet underground Gotta get down Gotta get down Six feet underground

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released October 21, 2022

Produced by Alex Dominish and Carlos Morales.
Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Alex Dominish.
Artwork by Mallory Cunningham.

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Alex Dominish Sandusky, Ohio

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